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If you own and work in a grocery store, it is not beneficial to stop washing. And if you stop washing for long periods of time, then you will probably find your business failing. Which is exactly what happened to Kailish Singh.

Because for 35 years, Kailish Singh has not had a bath.

Apparently it all started when a seer told him, once, that if he never had a bath again, he would be blessed with a male child. But now it’s been 35 years. And I can’t help but feel that after 35 years, I would begin to question the divine word of a prophet. If nothing else, I can admire his dedication and strength of will.

Now it’s so long since he washed that he forgets why, exactly, he’s given it up. He says that it’s in the national interest not to wash. It is beneficial to the nation for him not to wash. Right.

It’s no wonder that people stopped buying groceries from him, claiming he had an “unhealthy personality.”